And That's It

Well, I'm heading back to a dangerously smoggy Beijing after a delightful sojourn in the States. Here's the tally:

Number of calories consumed: 200,000,000,000
Number of calories burned in exercise: 500
Number of ravioli made: six dozen
Number of ravioli consumed: eight dozen
Pairs of pants I bought: three
Pairs of pants I bought that actually fit me now: one
Friends I didn't get to see: too many to count
Friends I did get to see: ditto
Tear-jerker movies watched: two
Number of times I told the same story: too many to count
Number of beers consumed: depends on who's asking
Number of glasses of good wine consumed: two
Number of glasses of wine consumed: uncertain
Number of blooming onions consumed: one
Number of times Susie asked to be mentioned on my blog: three
Number of Italian meals consumed: 35
Number of French meals consumed: one
Number of Indian meals consumed: one
Number of Japanese meals consumed: one
Number of Chinese meals consumed: zero